I can’t believe I’m doing this. I had a blog a long time ago and I resented updating it. I would also resent my husband when he asked me about my blog, so the fact that I’m here, about to start another blog speaks volumes. Volumes of what, I’m not really sure but lots and lots of volumes are out there being spoken. Deal with it.
So here we are. I’m starting another blog that I already resent and my husband hasn’t asked me about it yet but I feel like I should resent him in advance. It only seems right. And it’s only right that I mention in advance that I make no promises to keep up with this blog, but I do promise to never become even sort of one of those blogs I hate (ie most every other blog on earth). I’m sort of a sarcastic sort and so the “here’s a play-by-play of my entire day and look how marvelous it was” makes me want to heave. And I hate the food blogs too. It’s a struggle enough getting peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made for lunch for the enormous amount of children I’ve created (four btw); I most definitely do not want to see some close up shot of the greek salad you threw together. And don’t even get me started on those fitness blogs. *shiver* Those type of people ought to be marooned together. Then they can compete with just each other and leave the rest of us normal people alone. We hates them.
The bottom line is I will use this blog to rant and rave and there’s nothing you can do about it, aside from not reading the blog, which doesn’t really hurt me so neither of us should be too worried. I will also do my best grammatically but I find very few instances in my day-to-day life where I actually need to use my brain so my brain has turned to something resembling melted pudding; I know no grammar. I aint got no time for it.
So please enjoy this blog and all it has to offer (probably not a whole lot). I’m sure there will be many snarky posts to come.